Hilarious Burns That Only Indian Moms Can Give!

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You- "Mummy bhookh lagi hai." 
Mummy- "Meri Jaan Kha ley !" You- "Mummy bhookh lagi hai." 
Mummy- "Meri Jaan Kha ley !"

You- "Mummy bhookh lagi hai." Mummy- "Meri Jaan Kha ley !"

"Beta tujhse kuch nahi ho raha to hum hi ladki dekhna shuru karein..? " "Beta tujhse kuch nahi ho raha to hum hi ladki dekhna shuru karein..? "

"Beta tujhse kuch nahi ho raha to hum hi ladki dekhna shuru karein..? "

"Yeh baalon mein Centre parting sindoor bharne ke liye lagayi hai??" "Yeh baalon mein Centre parting sindoor bharne ke liye lagayi hai??"

"Yeh baalon mein Centre parting sindoor bharne ke liye lagayi hai??"

"Beta hum chowkidaar ko paisey kyun dey? Raat ke 2:00 baje tak toh tu bhi jagta rehta hai.." "Beta hum chowkidaar ko paisey kyun dey? Raat ke 2:00 baje tak toh tu bhi jagta rehta hai.."

"Beta hum chowkidaar ko paisey kyun dey? Raat ke 2:00 baje tak toh tu bhi jagta rehta hai.."

You - "Main tinde nahi khaunga !" 
Mom - "Accha hai. Kuch mat kha. Thoda patla ho jayega!!" You - "Main tinde nahi khaunga !" 
Mom - "Accha hai. Kuch mat kha. Thoda patla ho jayega!!"

You - "Main tinde nahi khaunga !" Mom - "Accha hai. Kuch mat kha. Thoda patla ho jayega!!"

"Maine tujhe paida kiya hai. Tune mujhe nahi !" "Maine tujhe paida kiya hai. Tune mujhe nahi !"

"Maine tujhe paida kiya hai. Tune mujhe nahi !"

You - "Yeh kya ghattiya khaana banaya hai !" 
Mom - "Yahi cheez apni biwi ko bol ke dikhaana !" You - "Yeh kya ghattiya khaana banaya hai !" 
Mom - "Yahi cheez apni biwi ko bol ke dikhaana !"

You - "Yeh kya ghattiya khaana banaya hai !" Mom - "Yahi cheez apni biwi ko bol ke dikhaana !"

Mom- "Yeh le katora." 
You- "Kyun?" 
Mom- "Yeh fatti hui jeans pehenke bheekh hi maangne jaa raha hoga..." Mom- "Yeh le katora." 
You- "Kyun?" 
Mom- "Yeh fatti hui jeans pehenke bheekh hi maangne jaa raha hoga..."

Mom- "Yeh le katora." You- "Kyun?" Mom- "Yeh fatti hui jeans pehenke bheekh hi maangne jaa raha hoga..."

*sees overgrown nails* "Beta tere mobile and Internet ke kharche ke baad, ab tere nailpolish ka kharcha nahi utha paayege hum..!" *sees overgrown nails* "Beta tere mobile and Internet ke kharche ke baad, ab tere nailpolish ka kharcha nahi utha paayege hum..!"

*sees overgrown nails* "Beta tere mobile and Internet ke kharche ke baad, ab tere nailpolish ka kharcha nahi utha paayege hum..!"

"Apne saare doston mein sabse zyaada awara tu hi hai!!" "Apne saare doston mein sabse zyaada awara tu hi hai!!"

"Apne saare doston mein sabse zyaada awara tu hi hai!!"

"Ghar ka khaana pasand nahi, bahar ka zeher bhi kha lega!!" "Ghar ka khaana pasand nahi, bahar ka zeher bhi kha lega!!"

"Ghar ka khaana pasand nahi, bahar ka zeher bhi kha lega!!"

"Jin doston ke saath 24-ghante phone pe laga rehta hai. Unhi ko bol dena recharge karane ko!!" "Jin doston ke saath 24-ghante phone pe laga rehta hai. Unhi ko bol dena recharge karane ko!!"

"Jin doston ke saath 24-ghante phone pe laga rehta hai. Unhi ko bol dena recharge karane ko!!"

You - "Mujhe kutta paalna hai !" 
Mom - "Hum tujhe paal rahe hai kaafi hai !!" You - "Mujhe kutta paalna hai !" 
Mom - "Hum tujhe paal rahe hai kaafi hai !!"

You - "Mujhe kutta paalna hai !" Mom - "Hum tujhe paal rahe hai kaafi hai !!"

Indian Moms are the best. They are superwoman and no person in this world can deny that. They take care of their family, do the best they can and even more to make them happy but what comes with the care is also the funny comebacks. Indian Moms are the best with sarcastic comments and we are in love with such nasty hilarious insults that their children have to go through!!! Take a look.
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